On Penises.


“Every woman should tell a man that it is massive, mastadonic, it is like the hindenberg, it’s gargantuan, colossal, nearly unmanagable, it is the greatest, most epic colossus of rhodes thing in the world. POEMS, EPIC METAL SONGS will be written about it.”

❤ Boards.ie. The funniest people post there.

2 Responses to “On Penises.”

  1. ‘Rhodes thing’. Bahahaha.

  2. So “Would Princess Sofia like to come out and play” doesn’t do it for anyone? Not even if Kate Hudson is saying it?!

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