Archive for September, 2010

e-lust #20


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People keep telling me they admire my writing because of its honesty. Specifically, my blogging, I guess. I never know what to say to that, except ‘thank you’, of course… because I feel like I’m always holding back slightly. I am open and honest about my sexuality, but only to an extent that wouldn’t – […]



fam.inged –adjective extremely deprived of minge: “I’m faminged”. *** fam.inge –verb (used with object) To suffer or cause to suffer minge depravation; starve of minge: “The girlfriend is faminging me something fierce right now”. *** fam.inge -noun 1. extreme and general scarcity of minge, as in a country or a large geographical area: “There’s a […]

She: “I don’t understand why people would film themselves playing video games.” He: “Probably for the same reasons people film themselves having sex.” She: “Haha, and what’s that?” He: “Achievement unlocked.”

The bed saga continues. It broke again, along with my back. Only conclusion I can now come to is that Swedish people don’t have sex, ever. Or if they do, they just lie completely still. Or perhaps they do it in their spas or whatever. In any case, they don’t do it in Ikea-made beds […]

It’s like a stick of deodorant for your sack This image is called lrg-freshballs.jpg. No lie. *wipes away tears of laughter*

Beat Again*


So JLS have launched their own range of condoms, in association with Durex. Yes, you read that right — now you can pick up a three-pack of extra safes with the face of a JLS on them, depending on which one’s your favourite. See? For my part, I couldn’t pick them out of a line-up, […]