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that look


I kinda got the subby thing and the teasing but never saw what people saw in spanking, to me it was like a foot fetish. Out of the mouths of babes. Or rather, out of the mouths of ‘nillas. This was what Sir thought of spanking when we got together two and a half years […]

Six months on anti-depressants will really fuck over your sex life. Not only did my libido disappear, but the boy was taking care of me a lot. Lots of minding and gentleness and patience. You can imagine that didn’t leave much room for hot and dirty D/s sexytimes. Since I came off the meds, I’ve […]

One of the symptoms of depression generally is a lack of interest in sex. That shouldn’t really come as a surprise to anyone, as it’s difficult to imagine taking joy in anything when one is suffering under the weight of the world. It’s a symptom that didn’t affect me this time, however. Rather than push […]

Taken to task


I have fallen off the blogging wagon spectacularly. If it were a real fall and not an analogy, I’d be featured on one of those hilarious home video shows. Soz. What brings me back is an assignment, from the Sir – or rather the assignment has made me wonder about some things. The nature of […]

The bed saga continues. It broke again, along with my back. Only conclusion I can now come to is that Swedish people don’t have sex, ever. Or if they do, they just lie completely still. Or perhaps they do it in their spas or whatever. In any case, they don’t do it in Ikea-made beds […]

Beat Again*


So JLS have launched their own range of condoms, in association with Durex. Yes, you read that right — now you can pick up a three-pack of extra safes with the face of a JLS on them, depending on which one’s your favourite. See? For my part, I couldn’t pick them out of a line-up, […]



“Unsatisfactory”, I huffed. My trademark pout crept across my face as I squirmed and ached for what I wanted. It’s not often I’m denied, but in this scenario – bad timing, in my childhood bed, in the early afternoon, with my family roaming the house – I was never going to get the good seeing-to […]